Make Westeros Great Again: A Game of Thrones Podcast

The greatest Game of Thrones Podcast that ever was or will be. The podcast that will mount the world. We don’t need to build a wall. We already have one.

Ass-u-me the worst

August 28th, 2017

Andrew and Kevin just watched episode 7 of season 7 "The Dragon and the Wolf." Kevin ranks the most likely candidates to enter the hall of fame this season. Tyene Sand has a shot. The guys also talk about Cersei and Jaime's break-up playlist. Spoiler alert: it includes a lot of Dashboard Confessional. We also pour one out for the homie Little Finger and light a candle for Tormund. We pray he will be found in the wreckage. The lone wolf dies, but the podcast survives.

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Puff goes the magic dragon

August 21st, 2017

Andrew and Kevin have thoughts on Season 7, Episode 6 "Beyond the Wall." The guys finally come around on Jorah. He isn't just for the ladies anymore. Jorah can ball. The guys also talk about the Stark Civil War. No one can sit this fight out. Choose a side. Andrew and Kevin also discuss a more sensible way to decide the fate of the universe: a Space Jam-styled basketball game between the living and the dead. This may not be the bravest podcast around, just the drunkest.

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Eastwatch All-Star Team Edition

August 14th, 2017

The guys are back to talk Season 7 Episode 5 EASTWATCH. There is the normal MVP, Hall of Fame, and Comeback Player of the Year Discussion, and then things turn a bit existential as we question our longstanding Westerosi beliefs now that we know Jon is indeed a true born. We also give the Eastwatch All-Star Squad a few pointers as they head out beyond the wall -- with Ocean's 11 and NFL Quarterbacks as our guide. Come on in, grab a cup of ale from the ping pong table, and let's all Make Westeros Great Again!

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Westerosi Fire Festival

August 7th, 2017

The guys just watched Episode 4 of Season 7, “Spoils of War” and are ready to talk about dragon battles. They discuss the need for regulation of the Westerosi financial system, the Stark children as college archetypes, how Brienne is overrated, how Jaime is dead, and close out with some dagger talk.

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Is Tyrion on the Hot Seat?

July 31st, 2017

 

The fellas have some thoughts on Episode 3 of Season 7, “The Queen’s Justice.” Dany’s leadership team is in need of a shakeup, Bran is terrible, and Cersei just tied the series at 3-3. The fellas also introduce two new segments: “Draft Kings” and “Fan Duel.” As always they award an MVP, induct a new name into the Book of Brothers, and give some Wildfire Hot Takes.

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Euron Greyjoy - America’s Sweetheart

July 24th, 2017

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Andrew and Kevin are back to talk about Episode 2 of Season 7, “STORMBORN.” The fellas talk MVP (Euron, obvi); comeback player of the year; and hall of fame nominees. They also discuss Westerosi baked goods and power rank the top 10 fighters in all of Westeros. They close with America’s favorite podcast segment--“Wildfire Hot Takes” and induct some new folks into the Book of Brothers.

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Episode 14 - Ep. 7.1 Uncle Kraken

July 17th, 2017

The fellas are back to talk about the Season 7 Premiere, DRAGONSTONE, or as we think they should have called it, Uncle Kraken. We talk MVP, Box Score, and other things like that. We also bring in two new segments -- "Royal Gift Guide" (What gift can you give a queen that already has it all?) and "On the Nose Cameos" in light of Ed what's his name's appearance. We have a few cameos that we want to see before this thing is said and done. We also hit some #WILDFIREHOTTAKES and #ITISKNOWNPREDICTIONS in addition to a considerable amount of talk on renewable energy vs. mining in Westeros and which one is bringing more jobs to the country. After all, we're all here to MAKE WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN! 

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Episode 13 - Season 7 Preview plus Hall of Fame

July 10th, 2017

#WinterHasCome? More like #PodcastHasCome! So what if we took a year or so off from the podcast. Nobody complained when Bran was gone for a year doing whatever he was doing. Ok, bad example. But we're back, and we are jacked for GoT Season! We talk a little Season 7 preview, complete with Preseason All-Stars, 6th Man of the Year, MVP and more. We also talk #BookofBros, give some #ItIsKnown predictions, and hit on a few #WildFireHotTakes. Come on in, pour yourself a bit of Dornish Wine, and enjoy making Westeros Great Again with your two pals, Kevin and Andrew. Seven blessings. 

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Episode 12 - Because It Feels Good

June 28th, 2016

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The guys are back to talk about the Season Finale of HBO’s 6th Season of Game of Thrones, “The Winds of Winter.” They discuss the epic episode, and honor those that were lost with a discussion about their Hall of Fame chances. There’s also talk of Arya’s chances on Chopped, Varys’ front office management skills, The Seven Pointed Star musical, and the importance of turning off your propane tanks on your grills this summer. There is also a discussion of other types of ravens that could be used to signify important events, and the Old Town Library’s Dewey Decimal System. Not to mention some gambling talk, #WildFireHotTakes, #ItIsKnownPredictions and some new names added to the Book of Brothers. Grab a glass of wine (because it feels good), and join us to  help Make Westeros Great Again!

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Episode 11 - Marry, Flay, Kill

June 21st, 2016

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The guys get together to rap about the “Battle of the Bastards” – Episode 9 of HBO’s Game of Thrones. They talk battle plans, comparing Ramsay ‘s game planning skills to Bill Belichick and Jon Snow to a few less than admirable figures. There’s also discussion about Sansa’s motivations, Jon’s Wyatt Earp moment, the effectiveness of parleys in other contexts, and the importance of keeping your dog well fed. They also play America’s favorite family game, “Marry, Flay, Kill” in honor of fallen Ramsay. Grab a jug of sour goat’s milk or your favorite grape water, and join us in our efforts to Make Westeros Great Again!  


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